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Monday, December 3, 2012

Things You Should Not Do As December 21, 2012 Approaches

Let's get the important part out of the way right now.
DO NOT under any circumstances cause harm to another person, persons, and/or yourself.

This is universally a good idea and can be a lifestyle adhered to not just in the immediate future but long after the Mayan calendar starts over again.

Very important point number two:

Don't join a doomsday cult.
You'd think this would go without saying but apparently some of you, as determined by NASA, need to be reminded about the poor choices not to make.

Don't empty out your bank account and treat yourself to a first class "end of the world" tour.

Don't empty out your bank account and put everything on black to win.

Don't empty out your bank account and put everything on red to win.

You get the idea.
Don't empty out your bank account.

Also, while we're on the subjects of banks, don't rob any as December 21 approaches.
This is another of those things that should be off limits throughout your life.

Don't quit your job.
Unless it's the right thing for you to do at this point in your life and you have some options lined up. Don't do it because you think the company you work for won't be around after the Winter solstice.

Last but not least:

If you have a background in chemistry and live in the Albuquerque area, now is not the time to begin cooking  the purest meth to ever hit the streets; while using murder, mayhem, and lethal cunning to claw your way to the top of the drug distribution network of the entire Southwest.
As attractive as moving in the upper echelons of the Mexican cartel appears, and as nice as it is having millions of shrink wrapped dollars in the crawl space under your house, life as Tony Montana has a shorter shelf life than most other choices about your future will deliver to you and it always ends badly.

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